Twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what u are,
up above the world so high,
like a diamond in the sky...
Patutlah halus dan gebu tanpa cacat cela je nampak kulit tu : )Hmmm, bila difikir balik, saya pun nak satulah! Nak hilangkan cacat cela hasil pembetukan parut kesan daripada jerawat yang seringkali dipicit sehingga sakit-sakit! Boleh kan? Guna duit sendiri lah kan...
Durian - Biji = Tempoyak
Tempoyak + Biji = Durian
Tempoyak yang sebenar-benarnya |
Durian - Biji + Cili padi or cili api x gaul sempurna or tumbuk sempurna = Sambal Tempoyak
p/s: Hari ini kita khususkan dengan equation semata sebagai usaha murni saya untuk buat awak semua cintakan matematik = )
I just love to watch cerita seram sooooo much [kalau ada buat fanpage kat mb iaitu mukabuku fans of horror movies pun gerenti i like tau u all]. I tak tau kenapa, tapi i just love it!
Masalahnya, lepas je i habis tengok cerita seram tu (kadang tak habis pun), dalam fikiran ni dok terbayang je muka hantu yang ditonjolkan.
So, otak pun dah translate suruh jadi PENAKUT (siap ada caps lock + bold + underline lagi)...
Apa kaitannya kan? Dei, sabar dulu lah! Tadi tu intro jelah! Ini baru nak masuk isi.
Pabila malam menjelmakan dirinya (bermetafora sekejap), saya pun nak tidur lah. Time dah baring dah and time tu lah otak i fikir POCONG yang bermuka menggerutu lagi berulat siap dengan pakej nanah sekali!
So, otak translate yang bantal peluk tu akan bertukar jadi POCONG yang bermuka menggerutu lagi berulat siap dengan pakej nanah time saya tengah tidur lena tapi tak mimpi tu.
And, sampai sekarang i masih fikir benda yang sama pada setiap malam... Tapi still peluk bantal peluk tu walaupun dah 'bersangka buruk' dengan beliau : )Ok, babai
WARNING!Ini bukan blog yang buat tuto! Ini blog personal tapi tak berapa personal! Ada faham? Hmmph, tak faham la tu. Ngeh ngeh..
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text-decoration:underline;PERHATIAN! code text-decoration:underline; ada kat kawasan-kawasan BAWAH code a:hover { tauk!!!
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Pesanan ikhlas dari Cik Senow buat penutup tirai: Jangan main yoyo banyak sangat! Nanti semua yang cikgu ajar tak faham!
p/s: Kata-kata itu doa... Rasa-rasa u all kan, ada untung tak kedai ubat dia?
p/s: Rasa macam ada plastik dok cover bibir dan ia membuatkan bibir mungilku (perasan) berasa pelik dan tak bebas!Kawan i cakap, yang rasa tak bebas tu lah yang yang buat bibir kita tak kering! Ah, tak kira! Tak suka jugak nak pakai lipstick walau secebis sekalipun (sampai salah2 penggunaan bahasa melayu)! Kalau dah dengan lipstick pun dah macam ni, dengan lip balm and lip gloss apatah lagi ye dak? Anyway, yang i nak cakap bukan pasal tu.. Ini sebenarnya nak tunjuk u olls satu lipstick ni... Sebelum tu, i nak kredit to SI GADIS UNGU kita yang cantik molek [serius tau.. Tiada unsur pembodekan disini]...
Hmmm, sikit je, kalau banyak, lagi merah katanya... = D
p/s: Lepas ni nak kena edit blog kawan i... Untung kan dapat kawan cam saya ni = ) Ngeh ngeh ngeh!!!
Tak tau kenapa letak gambar ni T_T [Klik gambar kalau nak pergi blog orang buat doodle ni] |
p/s: Nak sambung main game kat SINI!!!
p/s: Ni third time masuk segmen. Sebab, saya tak berapa suka masuk segmen or GA. Alasan? MALAS! Yang ini pun sebab nak tempek kat gambar! Huh, nampak sangat tak ikhlas... ^_^Budak kena tag;
p/s: Nampak sangat tak ada bakat jadi chef pastri atau pembuat kek! Tangan besi!
Alasantakbolehpakai: Leceh la woi!Yelah, asal nak keluarkan pasir dari acuan dia tu je hancur, nak keluarkan je hancur! Apa nak jadi kalau macam tu... So, kalau saya pergi pantai, saya cuma mandi air laut je lah... Kalau awak semuakan, pergi pantai ada ke nak pakai sunblock ke, topi ke, apa ke, untuk halang muka dari terkena sinaran uv (woh ayat macam dalam iklan!)? Kalau pakai, good! Kalau tak pakai, tak apa... Saya pun tak pakai tahu! Sebab, SAYA SEORANG YANG PEMALAS!!!
One student is about to get a crash course in Parenting 101. When a college freshman discovers his girlfriend is pregnant, he must learn to juggle his homework and daddy duty or face losing his scholarship and his future in "Freshman Father," a story about a young man who is about to discover he has a lot more to worry about than just the 'freshman fifteen'.
Prom king and queen John Patton and Kathy Blair are the perfect small-town couple. They have everything they've ever wanted - including John's full ride to Harvard University. But that all comes crashing down when Kathy gets pregnant the summer before their freshman year. Deciding to keep the baby, the couple gets married and moves to Cambridge, MA so John can pursue his dream and keep his scholarship at the Ivy League school.
However, John soon finds out that having a family while trying to ace math is harder than it seems, and he becomes overwhelmed. After failing calculus the first semester, John decides to take it again, against the advice of icy Dean Frost, who seems convinced that John is setting himself up for failure. Then, unhappy Kathy leaves Cambridge and her family behind after baby Adam is born. John loses his married student housing, and almost loses his mind, until he finds eccentric-but-motherly psychic, Dorothy , who has a room to rent and plenty of advice to offer. Dorothy believes John is a hero, but it is up to John to take care of his son alone, and prove to Dean Frost he belongs in the Harvard halls, or risk losing his scholarship and, worst of all, flunking fatherhood.
I'm the Freshman! |
My name is Dorothy |
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Example: You adore Yuna or Zayn Malik or Maher Zain or other personalities, and he or she already has someone else in their heart.But, that isn't the actual thing i want to talk about. It is about twins. If not, why would i put Twinsy winsy as title (a boring title).
Example: If you adore Nicole Ginger and you would like to take her as your wife, just find her twin and you can marry her! The same situation goes to everyone who would like to have him/her as your husband/wife, just find their twin! ^_^The last thing i want to write is whenever you cannot find him/her twin whether they are dead or all married or you don't have enough cost to go find him/her twin, don't sue me. I would not be responsible for all what you've done alright? Ok, deal. Haha, Ok, bye!
ehem-ehem: Nicole Ginger is my nickname to Nicole Scherzinger. The name 'Scherzinger' is so hard to write, so Ginger is a VERY EFFICIENT word! The same goes to Arnold Vinegar!
This is a male cat |
Actually it is cute but now she's in her ANGRY mood! |
thisisaconfession: Wuuuuu, miss them so much!